If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
God it’s actually making me uncomfortable
No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.
I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message
do you feel the anger and frustration?
THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:
- DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT
(that’s a bandaid by the way)
- DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN
i just tried to get a piece of dirt off of my computer screen using my cursor
have a christmas