The joys of life

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via robot)

mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

(via robot)

jurnbo:

looking at ur crush like

Fingering

(Source: jurnbo, via sometimelow)

VERY IMPORTANTE


ibelieveinmartinfreeman
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THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:

  1.  DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT

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  2. DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN

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(via laughhingcow)

fauxhawks:

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

(via laughhingcow)

who-let-the-daleks-out:

thenerdgirlcometh:

I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.

Words cannot describe how much I love this post.

(Source: youtube.com, via thug-4-life)

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

(Source: omgspiffy, via tomatopeel)

jonasbrothers:

jonasbrothers:

i just tried to get a piece of dirt off of my computer screen using my cursor 

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have a christmas

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ruinedchildhood:

josh peck is literally my favorite person

(via thug-4-life)