The joys of life

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial

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darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

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commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

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tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

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Doctor:

do you drink or smoke?

Me:

no

Doctor:

(under his breath) what a loser